The Trash Party Was a BLAST!

We had 60-some hilariously trashy women, a free-flowing keg, a vat of spodie and a visit from Officer Friendly telling us to keep the volume down. If that ain't a party, I don't know what it is!

Thanks to all of you who donated your time, money, effort, ideas and so on to make this year's party a success! Y'all are definitely a bunch of rockin' gals!

Party Pix are here. (You must be a Sno-Isle WSG member to view them.)

Trash Party 2008: You're Invited! August 23rd.

Congrats! You've been invited to attend the Second Annual Trash Party in Everett! Dress to impress, immerse yourself in redneck/white trash couture and culture, have a great time and win stuff by competing in ridiculous low-rent competitions! [Scroll down for more info]

Last year's party was a blast, so this year's fest promises to be bigger, brassier, bolder and trashier! Last year's royalty will be on hand to bestow the honors on this year's winners, so do make 'em proud. (Left to right: Rebecca aka "Queen of the Trailer Park", Robin aka "Best Mullet" and Jamie aka "Make a double, 'cause I'm drinkin' for two" who won "Best Trash Cookin'")


We wanna see you there in Everett, in all your trailer-rific glory. C'mon now, it's an evening of beer, food, women (no men, kids or pets, please) and trashiniess. You can't pass that up!
TIME: The party starts at 3pm and will continue all night! Bring a tent and sleep over, and have breakfast in the morning.
PLACE: Everett (Paine Field/Boeing area)

For exact location and and "how the hell do I get there" info, RSVP WordyGrrl AT Gmail.com before 11am on Saturday ('cause after that, I'll be away from the puter, gettin' party stuff ready!)

Contest: Queen of the Trailer Park

Oh, laws yes... In every trailer park, there is a supreme diva. Become that diva, that shining star, that high-haired, Prima Donna of the Portable Abode who's sportin' the Lee Press-On Nails and a wardrobe any drag queen would die for... Become a LEGEND! Be SOMEBODY! And win somethin'!

Contest: Best Mullet

It's the ultimate, all-purpose hairstyle. Business in the front, party in the back! Bring on your best hair-don't (real or store-bought) and win yourself a prize! Hell, it's the least we can do if you're sporting this 80s coiffure.

Trash Cookin' Contest

Of course, we'll be cookin' up burgers and dogs and such. But if you want to WIN somethin', enter your trashiest, redneckiest recipe in the Trash Cookin' Contest! Forget the tabouli salad. Can you top last year's Tater Tot Taco Casserole?

[Just in: Heidi's got a great list of rednecky recipes here And here's another trash cookin' recipe site.]

Even if You Caint Sing, Do It Anyway!

Unleash your inner redneck diva and sing like a star! Or just lip synch while Dolly or Shania do all the work. Hell, we're not sure which we're gonna do, so be ready for anything. Karaoke is a way of life, and you know this, praise Patsy.

The (Beer) Price is Right

Show off your knowledge of exactly (or pretty close to it) cheap beer really costs. Guess the price without going over and your financial savvy could win you a sixer of free beer! Not just any beer, though. We're talking serious all-American, redneck's choice beer.